You own a car. You get from Point A to Point B. The bumper sticker advertises your political affiliation. Your kid's a gifted student at such-and-such middle school. This is not enough.
You're in the holiday spirit. The power of Santa Claus, material possessions (and, perhaps, banded bottom dress a religious thought or two) compels you. You want people to know Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year. You want your vehicle to be noticed.
Introducing: the Elf Car Costume. Attach these weather-proof elf ears to the windows, and the green-and-red striped hat on the front grill.
Why? Because society has standards,you not only want to cross that linebut zoom past it at 55 m.p.h.
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